Worst habit is:  Procrastination.  Pet Peeve:  Bad drivers and poor service. Turn Ons:  My lovely wife. Turn Offs:  Wasted time. I may look innocent but:  But nothing - I am innocent. If I could be anyone other than myself I’d be:  A wealthy philanthropist. If I was good enough to play professional sports I’d play:  I’d broadcast it, not play it. Get us a list of your favorite beers:  None. How about your favorite magazines:  Hockey News & Mad. Thought of the moment:  Lists like this are silly! Would you rather live in a country run by super models or football players?  Football players. Would you rather be considered annoying or dull?  It wouldn’t matter to me. If you were in prison for five years how would you pass the time?  Reading and learning. What mail-order catalog would you most likely be a model for?  Some music catalog.