Friday, July 03, 2009
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Pet Peeve:  People who drive 45 in the middle lane of the freeway.

Worst habit is:  That's hard to say.  I've got so many. (Laugh).

Turn Ons:  Honesty.

Turn Offs:  People who think they know it all when they don't know anything.

I may look innocent but:  I'm harmless.

If I could be anyone other than myself I’d be:  A professional sports athlete.  (Just think of it!!!  Getting paid millions to play a game that as a kid you'd play for free.)

If I was good enough to play professional sports I’d play: Bowling or slow-pitch softball. (How about Curling??)

Get us a list of your favorite beers:  Make mine Bud Light!

How about your favorite magazines:  Golf Digest, Sports Illustrated, Crutchfield, Mad Magazine. (Really diverse selection, huh?)

Thought of the moment:  Live for today, because you might not see tomorrow.

Would you rather live in a country run by super models or football players?  Football players.  That way we'd have a game on 24 hours a day!!  (But if that were the case, my wife would be filing for divorce in 2 seconds.)

Would you rather be considered annoying or dull?  Maybe annoying.  Never dull.  Sometimes forgetful.  (Wait a minute, I forgot to take my Alzheimer’s medicine ... What was the question?)

If you were in prison for five years how would you pass the time?  I'd pass the time trying to dig a tunnel to get out.

What mail-order catalog would you most likely be a model for?  Fingerhut.  I bought one thing from them 8 years ago and I still get their catalog.

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